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Characters yay!

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1. Pick a few of your RP characters and list them. (Preferably a small number to avoid clutter.) And have fellow members assail them with questions!

2. All questions must be answered honestly. Whether your character is down with it or not.

3. All questions must be asked and answered ICly with your character from the respective RP. Eh, not too bothered if you use a character to ask or not, really c:

4. Three questions permitted per character. SCREW THIS RULE, ASK ALL YOU WANT Here here!

5. YOU CAN ASK –ANYTHING-. Anything. From bra sizes, to favorite foods, to whether or not they would wear a skin tight outfit if they took over the world. Whatever you want. It's completely open territory.

6. Post it in your journal" -straight from the baron's mouth



Leopold, Kitten, Marni, Bubbles, Derek!

:)
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Furries...? O_o

4 min read
[x] you meow/bark to get attention (hey, barking at random passers-by is NOT a crime!....wait...is it?)
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 4

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (STEAK....NAO.....PLZ...?)
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose (more like they'd lose an arm or two)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (OF COUSE THEY ARE)
Total: 7

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them <<(That's just creepy)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 9

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (I enjoy putting them on other people...*sly grin*)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (...same idea)
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 10

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up (I admit that grudgingly)
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 13

[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (MY INSANELY CUSHY COUCH)
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared (actually I bark when I get scared. xP)
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] You say "rawr" or "gurr" to people a lot.
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hands
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat (that's just low...)
Total: 15

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better. (um....ew??)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (chewable stuff, yes)
Total: 16

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (GRAMMAR FAIL. but yes...)
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water(I thought everyone did that...?)
Total: 18

  18
+18
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   36


Now, take your score and multiply it with two to get your final score


FULL TOTAL: 36%


Thats a bit of a relief, I must say....xD
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MEME!

4 min read
Anorexia
[ ] You hate your body.
[ ] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day. (Not always, but usually.)
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion.
Total: 3

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[x] You aren't very shy.
Total: 7

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[x] You have very high self esteem at times.
[x] You are have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide (THOUGHT OF.)
[x] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 7 (whoa dude)

Bulimia Nervosa
[ ] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] You always say you are fat.
[x] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 1

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[x] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose
[ ] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 4

Depression
[ ] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[ ] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 3

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] You have harmed yourself.
[x] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS. (who isn't?)
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 6

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 4

So.....ADhD Bipolar is obvious methinks....and apparently I have OCD. O_o
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Oedipus Raptor

2 min read
After Eddie ran away from Poloboy, he assumed that he had already avoided the prophecy, which was a bad idea because he should have known that one's fate can never be avoided (at least when in Rome). Therefore, he got screwed because he was so sure that he had avoided his fate that he decided to go ahead and sleep with some cougar lady who was the widow of a king who died a suspicious death out in some crossroads somewhere, and of course he later realized that he had been having deformed little gene pool crack-babies with his own mother. We pity him, yes, but it's quite obvious that since he was told the prophecy, he tried to avoid the prophecy, which led to him of course fulfilling the prophecy. He says at one point that although Apoll(dancer) told him his fate, he himself caused it to happen by trying to avoid it. "He brought my sick, sick fate upon me./ But the blinding hand was my own!"(72) Eddie's own blindness to the truth and the blind murder of his father carried out the prophecy, and the gods didn't have to lift an appendage.  

AND YET, the only reason why Oedipus even ended up killing his dad and fucking his mom anyway is because he was allowed to live. Therefore, my conclusion is simply this: The shepherd did it.
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Ive started posting the doodles in my notebook, for those of you who requested (*ahem* were coerced *cough*) to see them. :D

I dunno whether to put them in scraps or my gallery but chances are they'll be going in scraps eventually. I may leave them in my gallery for a few days and then move them. and then I'll color them with the TABLET I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS HELL YEAHHH!!!!! :boogie:

Now if only I could actually find the time to use it....xP
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